Beanie Blog Dog

Welcome!

Hi, I'm Beanie. Well, I guess it all started the first time I went through the second doggy training class. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my kibble, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."

I Respect That

I wasn't like every other pup, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Bieber. Justin Bieber would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Simplify.

I have always blamed my short arms when my it was indeed my legs!

Golden Gate Sh*t

The road to success is always under construction.

Always take failure as an experience. Do not take it as a finished product or as the culmination of an experience, but rather as the process of an experience.

BTW, I like to stop here on my way into the shitty. Beautiful view. Czech it out sometime!

Pretty much all solids and liquids make me gassy.

Chihuahua Wisdom

Some strive for outer signs that demonstrate success. I see success as an inside job.

Sanity is a cozy lie.

Moment Desire

Don't trade what you want most for what you want in the moment.

Progress not Perfection

It's fun pretending like we know each other from somewhere

besides AA.

Dig it?

I think it's cute when you think you're well enough to stop taking your medication.

Shark Attack

I'm terrified of people who aren't terrified of sharks....

Hot Dawg

What is it about love that makes us so stupid?

Meal Time

I'd love to share a meal with you sometime.

Admirable Efforts

You know what, I've thought about it long and hard and I'm willing to overlook

your obvious mental instabilities for your

admirable efforts to conceal them.

Big Blue Chair

Taking the time to sit down is an invitation to an instant vacation that allows you to fully experience the moment. This action - or inaction - contains a unique dimension shaped by the specificity of early childhood experience. At the heart of the driving action of today's life, giant chairs recall the pleasure of taking a break.

The Claw

Vegetarians

If I were an animal, I'd eat vegetarians.

Oh dear!

Turtle Tongue

Life is not a bitch, it’s how I angle it.

Ready, set, action!

Inaction is complete action.

Unconditional Love

Loving unconditionally means loving no matter what the person is or does. I still love Erica, but it's hard to love when she puts me in costume like a frikken circus clown. That's all I'm sayin'

Unbelieveable Chihuahua Trix

EMO(tional)

I'm lowering my sodium levels by crying in my chili cheese fries.

Secret Handshake

Taco Flavored Kisses

I have been looking for you, Master Erica, since I was a little pup.  With my first breath, I heard your call,  and began to look for you. I know that for thousands of lifetimes,  you and I have been one,  and the distance between us is only a flash of thought....

Myself First

I do things for myself first. I pick up garbage, I help those who suffer and do not hurt anyone because I do not want to see ugliness around me.

Wild Chihuahua

I am not Chewbacca. I am Chihuahua. Me think Chewbacca jerk. He no can act. He think he cool, but he not. He phoney loser with no class. He all messed up on crack me think. People think me Chewbacca sometimes. No! Me have job. Bad wookie. Bad."

Beanie weighs the price

When we give up dieting and our constant battle to control our weight, we take back something we were often too young to know we had given away: our own bark. Our ability to make decisions about what to eat and when. Our belief in ourselves. Our right to decide what goes into our bellies. Unlike the diets that appear monthly in magazines or the thermal pants that sweat off pounds, unlike a lover or a friend or a car, your Chihuahua is reliable. It doesn't go away, get lost, stolen. If you will listen, it will speak.